The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain Confesses Anonymously

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Well worth a read! Couldn't stop laughing numerous times reading this book, and at other times what is written is highly sentimental, and almost made me cry.

My research finds that someone who is more secretive (whether having had many experiences from the list or just a few) tends to be less extraverted and less emotionally stable, but more conscientious," Slepian said.

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Mad things happen to people, and you’ve got to believe it and have faith in it. You’ve got to have faith in people and good and bad things happening. It is an anthology though, so to be fair if there are a couple you don't quite like, there's another one following straight after. There are so many, and on such a wide range of topics, that it's almost a guarantee that there will be something in here that will make you laugh. And if that doesn't convince you, there are some beautiful illustrations in there as well. I have a one year gap on my resume, which I fill with "working for a marine conservation organisation in Belize". I was actually stripping for the year to clear debts and build a house deposit. I'm a lawyer now.

I used to do admin for a firm of solicitors. 80% of them were absolute morons. I have no idea how people so stupid got qualified or continued to be employed.

MORE : After watching the Indiana Jones 5 trailer The Mandalorian fans think Harrison Ford could return as Han SoloMy wife passively aggressively points out my failings to the dog when I'm in earshot. I tell her this is pathetic, but when she goes out, I sit him down and give him my account of events at length." The book is split into 10 sections, ranging from crime and neighbours, through to family, and of course sex. Each section is then split further, which just breaks up the book a little. Another Fess reads: "I always used to hold my husbands penis and sing in to it like a microphone to make him laugh. He passed away a month ago and I can't share this memory with anyone." I'm a bus driver. If I'm having a bad day at work, I'll look in the mirror while driving, and mutter to myself "you're all ****s aren't you?" and then tap the brakes twice so they all nod." Rob Manuel, 48, from north-east London, runs the Fesshole online account, which gives people the chance to tell their best anecdotes – but under complete anonymity.